My dear son,
It's a bit embarrassing to have this conversation with you when you are not even 4 but we need to do this.
When you meet a cute little girl in a park, you should not sing "chubby cheeks, rosy lips, eyes are blue lovely too".
Since she was younger than you and barely listening to you love song, you got saved. Infact, you were lucky she was more interested in your football cause these are not the words to should coo to a girl you meet for the first time. Just a simple hi, how do you do suffices you know.
Fair warning - When you grow older, you can compliment a girl in any way you like but never tell her she has chubby cheeks. You might end up with the slapped cheek syndrome if you do.
As always, your loving mom.
It's a bit embarrassing to have this conversation with you when you are not even 4 but we need to do this.
When you meet a cute little girl in a park, you should not sing "chubby cheeks, rosy lips, eyes are blue lovely too".
Since she was younger than you and barely listening to you love song, you got saved. Infact, you were lucky she was more interested in your football cause these are not the words to should coo to a girl you meet for the first time. Just a simple hi, how do you do suffices you know.
Fair warning - When you grow older, you can compliment a girl in any way you like but never tell her she has chubby cheeks. You might end up with the slapped cheek syndrome if you do.
As always, your loving mom.
I am loving these letters ��
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